The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!

Ray S. Jones
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  1. Keep focusing on God and all things will work out.

  2. Choose life, choose to be happy and make somebody smile.

  3. One play down and 497 to Go!

  4. The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!

  5. Nobody touches my ding dongs!

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